Worst Date Ever Mad Libs

My Valentine's date was ____________ (adjective). I originally planned on __________ (verb) all the pictures of my exes, then ________ (verb) my _________ (noun) in case I got the urge to ________(verb) them. Disappointed with my lack of holiday enthusiasm, my ________ (adjective) friend, ________ (name of friend) decided to set me up with his/her third ________ (relative), _______ (number) times removed.

Still _________ (adjective) about the date, I dressed in a _______ (adjective) outfit: a ______ (material) shirt, jeans, my _______ (adjective) shoes that my ________ (relative) got me last __________ (holiday). I was ready exactly on time for my date to meet me at the trendy restaurant, The _______ (foreign word) ______ (noun). Waiting for the ______ (boy/girl) of my dreams, I wondered if my love match would be as __________ (adjective), or as _______ (adjective) as my friend described. It's possible, they did say that their relative liked working with ________s (noun). That's always a good sign in my book!

My hopes were soon thoroughly dashed. My date arrived _____ (number) minutes late, telling me that they need to pick up their ______ (noun) from ______ (location). Dinner was awful, he/she _______ (verb) their _______ (body part) with a fork, were rude to the waiter and sent back their meal because he/she said the lighting hurt their eyes. It's totally _______ (adjective), I know!

My friend swore it would be true love; I swear my date from ______ (location) is the best reason to stay inside next time V-Day rolls around.