Mad Libs

By Cassie Dinges - Community Editor

William Jewell College students, staff and faculty beware! Inclement weather conditions are expected to continue until _______________ (month). In the next week alone, Liberty will be getting ____________ (number) inches of snow, according to the Weather Channel. The College has called zero snow days since 1849, so students are encouraged to ___________ (verb) in many layers of their _____________ (brand) clothing and brave the ________________ (adjective) cold.

Due to the snowstorms sweeping across the nation, the country’s best scientists are researching the cause of this ___________ (adjective) weather. After _________ (verb) for __________ (number) weeks, experts surmise that weather conditions will be terrible forever. Soon, storms will rain down ________ (noun) instead of water, and hailstones will be the size of ____________ (noun) and _________ (color). On the rare sunny day, the temperature in __________ (month) is expected to be a(n) ____________ (adjective) ____________ (number) degrees.

Education halts for nothing, so classes will continue, regardless of _____________ (natural disaster), _____________ (holiday) or ______________ (supernatural creature) apocalypse. Whatever the cause of these imminent disasters, three things are certain in life: death, taxes and class. It’s a shame, too. I was looking forward to eating ___________ (food) flavored ramen while watching reruns of ______________ (sitcom) for the next ____________ (number) months.