Mad Libs: My weekend Escapade

September 17, 2010 - Camille Reid

Usually my weekends at William Jewell College are _______ (adjective), but this weekend was ______ (adjective). This weekend at William Jewell, I spent every waking moment _____-ing (verb) with myself. Friday night did not hold any prospects, so I went to ______ (noun) looking for some action. In preparation for the weekend, I had worked on my _____ (muscle region), hoping to attract the (opposite/same) sex. However, my body seemed to only attract _____s (noun). Disappointed, I decided to return back to my dorm and _____ (verb).

Saturday, on the other hand was a different story. After changing into my _____ (adjective) clothes, I decided to head down to the party. As I was driving down Paseo, I caught sight of my _____ (professor) in the middle of the road. The _____ (adjective) apparel my professor was, shall we say, non-educational. I did not slow down; I sped up as I ran over a ____ (noun). The only causality was the visual of my professor in their ______ (adjective) fitting costume, which will be forever stamped into the back of my mind.